So that’s that. 3 years and 3 days later, I learn you never loved me. It wasn’t real. At least things make sense now, and it seems like less of a loss if it was all a lie anyway. We weren’t so similar after all. The reason I waited and held back for all those months was because I wanted to be 100% sure about us. And when the time came, I was. There wasn’t anything I wouldn’t have done to make things work, because I was sure I loved you. Either we have different definitions of certainty, or you said things that weren’t true. Though I’m still sad, and I still painfully endure happy memories of us together, maybe it’s best we’re apart. I thought we were the same, but sadly it looks like you’re really not who you first appeared to be. Hopefully I can find someone who lives by the values you say you do.

slow-riot:

gf: “what are you thinking about?”
me: “oh, nothing.”
me, internally: “if Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny were both on Baby Looney Toons then why does she have to introduce herself in Space Jam? Shouldn’t they have known each other since they were children? Could the Looney Toons Universe subscribe to the multiple worlds theory where Bugs and Lola never met? but how far does this, for lack of a better term, rabbit hole, go? Elmer Fudd was on Baby Looney Toons as well, which means that he and Bugs are roughly the same age but as an adult he is Bugs’ primary antagonist? The lifespan of a rabbit is 9-12 years and Elmer is clearly an adult. How can that be? Could Bugs bunny be immortal?

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

defectivevorta:

me: but how am i supposed to recognize depressive episodes

me: [avoids social contact with anyone for like 2 days, lies awake in bed for 12 hours and then a bathtub for 5, listening to podcasts and not thinking about anything]

me: if only there were obvious signs

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